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No matter if it's post-holiday stress or just a violent outburst, but for those who wish to kill your blog , here are a few tips for you manage your bloody purpose.

I hope that is not the case and I tomeis this post as a not-to-do list , but you never know

1. Let take several months before returning to write, or, possibly, years.
2. When writing, do it on your day to day and never on anything that could cause interest. You really can anyone not be interested in knowing what you had for breakfast?
3. If you feel inspired or have nothing to tell, literally copy posted on another blog (if possible, of some well-known to notice it before).
4. Design uses a particularly nasty. Use colors that do harm to the eye and small text between them, so the reader must go to the screen.
5. Do not allow comments, or better yet, let some time and then close them at once.
6. SEO happens, but could get you found ..
7. Forbidden to touch the social networks, let alone encourage people to share your content. That alone would get more and more visitors ..
8. Avoid any relationship between post title and content. What a surprise will be your guest!
9. Use phrases and sentences to avoid ending that no one gets to stay awake after 2 minutes reading.
10. Say to yourself as much as you can, and if literal words better.
11. People love to play, create a maze to navigate your blog. What fun is to find what you want first?
12. If you have a search engine to facilitate the maze, get rid of it! That would be cheating.
13. If you have not yet closed the comments, insults everyone who waste time to write.
14. Always allow SPAM comments. Will create a mix of languages ​​and topics priceless.
15. Add a melody and some gifs to your design if not insufferable enough. Take the example of website created by Homer Simpson.
16. Never accompany your image posts, you could prevent someone was bored!
17. The more publicity you on the blog, the better! Double points if they are pop-ups.
18. Avoid compatibility with major browsers.
19. The same goes for the resolutions used. The wider is your blog, the more likely you are to achieve your goal.
20. Patience is the mother of science. 20 or 30 seconds to open a page load will not harm anyone, do you?.
21. It forces the reader to register to read what you write. This trick never fails!
22. If you have not done case of section 5, amends the reader comments at your leisure. Sure you will love your changes!
23. Hire the worst hosting you can. If the server goes several times a day, people will see it as a box of surprises you never know what you find.
24. Use a url so hard to remember as you can. We appreciate the memory test for life!

Can you think of more ways to kill your blog? I would love to add them!
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